tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85330249597556989232012-01-17T03:06:20.700-08:00human existence often baffles me. we are all walking statistics, striving to create meaning to our own minute existence. maybe we were supposed to be dino food, but things went awry...Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.comBlogger91100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-24772179698806477872012-01-14T03:21:00.000-08:002012-01-14T03:42:33.903-08:00a shark caught a boy using a lollipop, drowned him, threw him in a plastic bag, went home and gutted him, sliced up the lad, and had him with a nice wasabi soy sauce dip<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-2477217969880647787?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-33155775137782669062012-01-14T03:13:00.000-08:002012-01-14T03:21:52.149-08:00if the universe is the computer of the gods, we're just an installation of the Sims<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-3315577513778266906?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-11123056632143497482012-01-04T11:22:00.000-08:002012-01-04T11:23:27.881-08:00[fatty food] can lower cholesterol...when taken with lipitor<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-1112305663214349748?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-8393370714991934972012-01-01T12:51:00.000-08:002012-01-01T12:52:46.675-08:00angels need wings like superman needs a cape<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-839337071499193497?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-78090263589034621482011-12-26T05:26:00.000-08:002011-12-26T23:02:32.918-08:00somewhere out there, we make great pets for a far superior race to whom our chatter sounds like dogs barking, our singing like birds chirping, and our arguing like vietnamese. our basketball players will be the great danes, our midgets - the teacup malteses, the fat ones their bacon, and our morons, lab rats. and they're gonna put down all the diabetics, obese, and all the other sickies, so let's all enjoy the hell out of life before they find us.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-7809026358903462148?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-47091816809093615552011-12-26T05:25:00.000-08:002011-12-26T05:26:51.083-08:00not recommended for anemics...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-4709181680909361555?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-40990290362613968702011-12-20T05:15:00.000-08:002011-12-20T05:25:20.675-08:00Jim and Della are a young married couple living in a modest flat. Indulgent 20 somethings, the place is decked with a plasma screen among all else. <br /><br />Fast forward Christmas Eve...Jim thinks to sell his pocket watch to buy Della combs for her hair and Della thinks to cut and sell her hair to buy Jim a chain for his watch.<br /><br />watch chain - $21<br />hair combs - $37<br />true love - priceless<br /><br />There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, credit crisis.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-4099029036261396870?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-43411260151043967712011-12-17T19:01:00.000-08:002011-12-17T19:02:01.874-08:00I can't wait to have kids so I can know what it's like to be republican<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-4341126015104396771?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8533024959755698923.post-2880410535902446672011-12-05T02:42:00.000-08:002011-12-20T05:27:11.218-08:00stupefying one generation at a time. <span style="font-style:italic;">expelliarmus intelligentsia!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8533024959755698923-288041053590244667?l=www.sforsatire.com' alt='' /></div>Lawrence Hamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05322818659977048410noreply@blogger.com0